Upcoming events
QUARTERDECK CRAB RACES SOUTH PADRE ISLAND, TX
🦀 Crabby Comedy Races – Every Wednesday at 7 PM!
Hosted by Comedian Raymond Orta & Keely Orta
📍 Free • Family-Friendly • 40+ Years Running
Join us for an epic showdown as hermit crabs waddle, shimmy, and scurry their way to victory in the world’s slowest—and silliest—race!
This long-standing tradition (going strong for over 40 years!) is getting a hilarious new twist with comedian Raymond Orta at the helm. Expect Pixar-style humor that’ll have parents laughing just as hard as the kids.
Whether you're Team Kim Krabdashian or cheering on Casanova Crab, this shell-on-shell competition is packed with personality, surprises, and plenty of claws.
🏁 It’s like NASCAR… but slower. Way slower. And with more antennae.
🗓 Every Wednesday at 7 PM — and yes, it’s totally FREE!
QUARTERDECK CRAB RACES SOUTH PADRE ISLAND, TX
🦀 Crabby Comedy Races – Every Wednesday at 7 PM!
Hosted by Comedian Raymond Orta & Keely Orta
📍 Free • Family-Friendly • 40+ Years Running
Join us for an epic showdown as hermit crabs waddle, shimmy, and scurry their way to victory in the world’s slowest—and silliest—race!
This long-standing tradition (going strong for over 40 years!) is getting a hilarious new twist with comedian Raymond Orta at the helm. Expect Pixar-style humor that’ll have parents laughing just as hard as the kids.
Whether you're Team Kim Krabdashian or cheering on Casanova Crab, this shell-on-shell competition is packed with personality, surprises, and plenty of claws.
🏁 It’s like NASCAR… but slower. Way slower. And with more antennae.
🗓 Every Wednesday at 7 PM — and yes, it’s totally FREE!
QUARTERDECK COMEDY SOUTH PADRE ISLAND, TX
Looking for a night of big laughs, cold drinks, and unpredictable fun? Join us every Thursday for a FREE comedy show hosted by the one and only Raymond Orta—comedian, crowd favorite, and master of mayhem.
With a rotating lineup of comedians each week and surprise guest appearances, no two shows are ever the same. From rising stars to comedy veterans, expect the unexpected—and expect to laugh until your face hurts.
🔥 Adult humor alert: This event is 18+
🍻 Full bar available • Seating is first come, first served
🎟 Suggested arrival: 6:00 PM
QUARTERDECK CRAB RACES SOUTH PADRE ISLAND, TX
🦀 Crabby Comedy Races – Every Wednesday at 7 PM!
Hosted by Comedian Raymond Orta & Keely Orta
📍 Free • Family-Friendly • 40+ Years Running
Join us for an epic showdown as hermit crabs waddle, shimmy, and scurry their way to victory in the world’s slowest—and silliest—race!
This long-standing tradition (going strong for over 40 years!) is getting a hilarious new twist with comedian Raymond Orta at the helm. Expect Pixar-style humor that’ll have parents laughing just as hard as the kids.
Whether you're Team Kim Krabdashian or cheering on Casanova Crab, this shell-on-shell competition is packed with personality, surprises, and plenty of claws.
🏁 It’s like NASCAR… but slower. Way slower. And with more antennae.
🗓 Every Wednesday at 7 PM — and yes, it’s totally FREE!
QUARTERDECK CRAB RACES SOUTH PADRE ISLAND, TX
🦀 Crabby Comedy Races – Every Wednesday at 7 PM!
Hosted by Comedian Raymond Orta & Keely Orta
📍 Free • Family-Friendly • 40+ Years Running
Join us for an epic showdown as hermit crabs waddle, shimmy, and scurry their way to victory in the world’s slowest—and silliest—race!
This long-standing tradition (going strong for over 40 years!) is getting a hilarious new twist with comedian Raymond Orta at the helm. Expect Pixar-style humor that’ll have parents laughing just as hard as the kids.
Whether you're Team Kim Krabdashian or cheering on Casanova Crab, this shell-on-shell competition is packed with personality, surprises, and plenty of claws.
🏁 It’s like NASCAR… but slower. Way slower. And with more antennae.
🗓 Every Wednesday at 7 PM — and yes, it’s totally FREE!
QUARTERDECK CRAB RACES SOUTH PADRE ISLAND, TX
🦀 Crabby Comedy Races – Every Wednesday at 7 PM!
Hosted by Comedian Raymond Orta & Keely Orta
📍 Free • Family-Friendly • 40+ Years Running
Join us for an epic showdown as hermit crabs waddle, shimmy, and scurry their way to victory in the world’s slowest—and silliest—race!
This long-standing tradition (going strong for over 40 years!) is getting a hilarious new twist with comedian Raymond Orta at the helm. Expect Pixar-style humor that’ll have parents laughing just as hard as the kids.
Whether you're Team Kim Krabdashian or cheering on Casanova Crab, this shell-on-shell competition is packed with personality, surprises, and plenty of claws.
🏁 It’s like NASCAR… but slower. Way slower. And with more antennae.
🗓 Every Wednesday at 7 PM — and yes, it’s totally FREE!
QUARTERDECK CRAB RACES SOUTH PADRE ISLAND, TX
🦀 Crabby Comedy Races – Every Wednesday at 7 PM!
Hosted by Comedian Raymond Orta & Keely Orta
📍 Free • Family-Friendly • 40+ Years Running
Join us for an epic showdown as hermit crabs waddle, shimmy, and scurry their way to victory in the world’s slowest—and silliest—race!
This long-standing tradition (going strong for over 40 years!) is getting a hilarious new twist with comedian Raymond Orta at the helm. Expect Pixar-style humor that’ll have parents laughing just as hard as the kids.
Whether you're Team Kim Krabdashian or cheering on Casanova Crab, this shell-on-shell competition is packed with personality, surprises, and plenty of claws.
🏁 It’s like NASCAR… but slower. Way slower. And with more antennae.
🗓 Every Wednesday at 7 PM — and yes, it’s totally FREE!
QUARTERDECK CRAB RACES SOUTH PADRE ISLAND, TX
🦀 Crabby Comedy Races – Every Wednesday at 7 PM!
Hosted by Comedian Raymond Orta & Keely Orta
📍 Free • Family-Friendly • 40+ Years Running
Join us for an epic showdown as hermit crabs waddle, shimmy, and scurry their way to victory in the world’s slowest—and silliest—race!
This long-standing tradition (going strong for over 40 years!) is getting a hilarious new twist with comedian Raymond Orta at the helm. Expect Pixar-style humor that’ll have parents laughing just as hard as the kids.
Whether you're Team Kim Krabdashian or cheering on Casanova Crab, this shell-on-shell competition is packed with personality, surprises, and plenty of claws.
🏁 It’s like NASCAR… but slower. Way slower. And with more antennae.
🗓 Every Wednesday at 7 PM — and yes, it’s totally FREE!
QUARTERDECK CRAB RACES SOUTH PADRE ISLAND, TX
🦀 Crabby Comedy Races – Every Wednesday at 7 PM!
Hosted by Comedian Raymond Orta & Keely Orta
📍 Free • Family-Friendly • 40+ Years Running
Join us for an epic showdown as hermit crabs waddle, shimmy, and scurry their way to victory in the world’s slowest—and silliest—race!
This long-standing tradition (going strong for over 40 years!) is getting a hilarious new twist with comedian Raymond Orta at the helm. Expect Pixar-style humor that’ll have parents laughing just as hard as the kids.
Whether you're Team Kim Krabdashian or cheering on Casanova Crab, this shell-on-shell competition is packed with personality, surprises, and plenty of claws.
🏁 It’s like NASCAR… but slower. Way slower. And with more antennae.
🗓 Every Wednesday at 7 PM — and yes, it’s totally FREE!
QUARTERDECK CRAB RACES SOUTH PADRE ISLAND, TX
🦀 Crabby Comedy Races – Every Wednesday at 7 PM!
Hosted by Comedian Raymond Orta & Keely Orta
📍 Free • Family-Friendly • 40+ Years Running
Join us for an epic showdown as hermit crabs waddle, shimmy, and scurry their way to victory in the world’s slowest—and silliest—race!
This long-standing tradition (going strong for over 40 years!) is getting a hilarious new twist with comedian Raymond Orta at the helm. Expect Pixar-style humor that’ll have parents laughing just as hard as the kids.
Whether you're Team Kim Krabdashian or cheering on Casanova Crab, this shell-on-shell competition is packed with personality, surprises, and plenty of claws.
🏁 It’s like NASCAR… but slower. Way slower. And with more antennae.
🗓 Every Wednesday at 7 PM — and yes, it’s totally FREE!
QUARTERDECK CRAB RACES SOUTH PADRE ISLAND, TX
🦀 Crabby Comedy Races – Every Wednesday at 7 PM!
Hosted by Comedian Raymond Orta & Keely Orta
📍 Free • Family-Friendly • 40+ Years Running
Join us for an epic showdown as hermit crabs waddle, shimmy, and scurry their way to victory in the world’s slowest—and silliest—race!
This long-standing tradition (going strong for over 40 years!) is getting a hilarious new twist with comedian Raymond Orta at the helm. Expect Pixar-style humor that’ll have parents laughing just as hard as the kids.
Whether you're Team Kim Krabdashian or cheering on Casanova Crab, this shell-on-shell competition is packed with personality, surprises, and plenty of claws.
🏁 It’s like NASCAR… but slower. Way slower. And with more antennae.
🗓 Every Wednesday at 7 PM — and yes, it’s totally FREE!
QUARTERDECK CRAB RACES SOUTH PADRE ISLAND, TX
🦀 Crabby Comedy Races – Every Wednesday at 7 PM!
Hosted by Comedian Raymond Orta & Keely Orta
📍 Free • Family-Friendly • 40+ Years Running
Join us for an epic showdown as hermit crabs waddle, shimmy, and scurry their way to victory in the world’s slowest—and silliest—race!
This long-standing tradition (going strong for over 40 years!) is getting a hilarious new twist with comedian Raymond Orta at the helm. Expect Pixar-style humor that’ll have parents laughing just as hard as the kids.
Whether you're Team Kim Krabdashian or cheering on Casanova Crab, this shell-on-shell competition is packed with personality, surprises, and plenty of claws.
🏁 It’s like NASCAR… but slower. Way slower. And with more antennae.
🗓 Every Wednesday at 7 PM — and yes, it’s totally FREE!
QUARTERDECK CRAB RACES SOUTH PADRE ISLAND, TX
🦀 Crabby Comedy Races – Every Wednesday at 7 PM!
Hosted by Comedian Raymond Orta & Keely Orta
📍 Free • Family-Friendly • 40+ Years Running
Join us for an epic showdown as hermit crabs waddle, shimmy, and scurry their way to victory in the world’s slowest—and silliest—race!
This long-standing tradition (going strong for over 40 years!) is getting a hilarious new twist with comedian Raymond Orta at the helm. Expect Pixar-style humor that’ll have parents laughing just as hard as the kids.
Whether you're Team Kim Krabdashian or cheering on Casanova Crab, this shell-on-shell competition is packed with personality, surprises, and plenty of claws.
🏁 It’s like NASCAR… but slower. Way slower. And with more antennae.
🗓 Every Wednesday at 7 PM — and yes, it’s totally FREE!
QUARTERDECK CRAB RACES SOUTH PADRE ISLAND, TX
🦀 Crabby Comedy Races – Every Wednesday at 7 PM!
Hosted by Comedian Raymond Orta & Keely Orta
📍 Free • Family-Friendly • 40+ Years Running
Join us for an epic showdown as hermit crabs waddle, shimmy, and scurry their way to victory in the world’s slowest—and silliest—race!
This long-standing tradition (going strong for over 40 years!) is getting a hilarious new twist with comedian Raymond Orta at the helm. Expect Pixar-style humor that’ll have parents laughing just as hard as the kids.
Whether you're Team Kim Krabdashian or cheering on Casanova Crab, this shell-on-shell competition is packed with personality, surprises, and plenty of claws.
🏁 It’s like NASCAR… but slower. Way slower. And with more antennae.
🗓 Every Wednesday at 7 PM — and yes, it’s totally FREE!
QUARTERDECK CRAB RACES SOUTH PADRE ISLAND, TX
🦀 Crabby Comedy Races – Every Wednesday at 7 PM!
Hosted by Comedian Raymond Orta & Keely Orta
📍 Free • Family-Friendly • 40+ Years Running
Join us for an epic showdown as hermit crabs waddle, shimmy, and scurry their way to victory in the world’s slowest—and silliest—race!
This long-standing tradition (going strong for over 40 years!) is getting a hilarious new twist with comedian Raymond Orta at the helm. Expect Pixar-style humor that’ll have parents laughing just as hard as the kids.
Whether you're Team Kim Krabdashian or cheering on Casanova Crab, this shell-on-shell competition is packed with personality, surprises, and plenty of claws.
🏁 It’s like NASCAR… but slower. Way slower. And with more antennae.
🗓 Every Wednesday at 7 PM — and yes, it’s totally FREE!
QUARTERDECK CRAB RACES SOUTH PADRE ISLAND, TX
🦀 Crabby Comedy Races – Every Wednesday at 7 PM!
Hosted by Comedian Raymond Orta & Keely Orta
📍 Free • Family-Friendly • 40+ Years Running
Join us for an epic showdown as hermit crabs waddle, shimmy, and scurry their way to victory in the world’s slowest—and silliest—race!
This long-standing tradition (going strong for over 40 years!) is getting a hilarious new twist with comedian Raymond Orta at the helm. Expect Pixar-style humor that’ll have parents laughing just as hard as the kids.
Whether you're Team Kim Krabdashian or cheering on Casanova Crab, this shell-on-shell competition is packed with personality, surprises, and plenty of claws.
🏁 It’s like NASCAR… but slower. Way slower. And with more antennae.
🗓 Every Wednesday at 7 PM — and yes, it’s totally FREE!