Upcoming events
QUARTERDECK CRAB RACES SOUTH PADRE ISLAND, TX
🦀 Crabby Comedy Races – Every Wednesday at 7 PM!
Hosted by Comedian Raymond Orta & Keely Orta
📍 Free • Family-Friendly • 40+ Years Running
Join us for an epic showdown as hermit crabs waddle, shimmy, and scurry their way to victory in the world’s slowest—and silliest—race!
This long-standing tradition (going strong for over 40 years!) is getting a hilarious new twist with comedian Raymond Orta at the helm. Expect Pixar-style humor that’ll have parents laughing just as hard as the kids.
Whether you're Team Kim Krabdashian or cheering on Casanova Crab, this shell-on-shell competition is packed with personality, surprises, and plenty of claws.
🏁 It’s like NASCAR… but slower. Way slower. And with more antennae.
🗓 Every Wednesday at 7 PM — and yes, it’s totally FREE!
QUARTERDECK CRAB RACES SOUTH PADRE ISLAND, TX
🦀 Crabby Comedy Races – Every Wednesday at 7 PM!
Hosted by Comedian Raymond Orta & Keely Orta
📍 Free • Family-Friendly • 40+ Years Running
Join us for an epic showdown as hermit crabs waddle, shimmy, and scurry their way to victory in the world’s slowest—and silliest—race!
This long-standing tradition (going strong for over 40 years!) is getting a hilarious new twist with comedian Raymond Orta at the helm. Expect Pixar-style humor that’ll have parents laughing just as hard as the kids.
Whether you're Team Kim Krabdashian or cheering on Casanova Crab, this shell-on-shell competition is packed with personality, surprises, and plenty of claws.
🏁 It’s like NASCAR… but slower. Way slower. And with more antennae.
🗓 Every Wednesday at 7 PM — and yes, it’s totally FREE!
QUARTERDECK CRAB RACES SOUTH PADRE ISLAND, TX
🦀 Crabby Comedy Races – Every Wednesday at 7 PM!
Hosted by Comedian Raymond Orta & Keely Orta
📍 Free • Family-Friendly • 40+ Years Running
Join us for an epic showdown as hermit crabs waddle, shimmy, and scurry their way to victory in the world’s slowest—and silliest—race!
This long-standing tradition (going strong for over 40 years!) is getting a hilarious new twist with comedian Raymond Orta at the helm. Expect Pixar-style humor that’ll have parents laughing just as hard as the kids.
Whether you're Team Kim Krabdashian or cheering on Casanova Crab, this shell-on-shell competition is packed with personality, surprises, and plenty of claws.
🏁 It’s like NASCAR… but slower. Way slower. And with more antennae.
🗓 Every Wednesday at 7 PM — and yes, it’s totally FREE!
QUARTERDECK CRAB RACES SOUTH PADRE ISLAND, TX
🦀 Crabby Comedy Races – Every Wednesday at 7 PM!
Hosted by Comedian Raymond Orta & Keely Orta
📍 Free • Family-Friendly • 40+ Years Running
Join us for an epic showdown as hermit crabs waddle, shimmy, and scurry their way to victory in the world’s slowest—and silliest—race!
This long-standing tradition (going strong for over 40 years!) is getting a hilarious new twist with comedian Raymond Orta at the helm. Expect Pixar-style humor that’ll have parents laughing just as hard as the kids.
Whether you're Team Kim Krabdashian or cheering on Casanova Crab, this shell-on-shell competition is packed with personality, surprises, and plenty of claws.
🏁 It’s like NASCAR… but slower. Way slower. And with more antennae.
🗓 Every Wednesday at 7 PM — and yes, it’s totally FREE!
QUARTERDECK CRAB RACES SOUTH PADRE ISLAND, TX
🦀 Crabby Comedy Races – Every Wednesday at 7 PM!
Hosted by Comedian Raymond Orta & Keely Orta
📍 Free • Family-Friendly • 40+ Years Running
Join us for an epic showdown as hermit crabs waddle, shimmy, and scurry their way to victory in the world’s slowest—and silliest—race!
This long-standing tradition (going strong for over 40 years!) is getting a hilarious new twist with comedian Raymond Orta at the helm. Expect Pixar-style humor that’ll have parents laughing just as hard as the kids.
Whether you're Team Kim Krabdashian or cheering on Casanova Crab, this shell-on-shell competition is packed with personality, surprises, and plenty of claws.
🏁 It’s like NASCAR… but slower. Way slower. And with more antennae.
🗓 Every Wednesday at 7 PM — and yes, it’s totally FREE!
QUARTERDECK CRAB RACES SOUTH PADRE ISLAND, TX
🦀 Crabby Comedy Races – Every Wednesday at 7 PM!
Hosted by Comedian Raymond Orta & Keely Orta
📍 Free • Family-Friendly • 40+ Years Running
Join us for an epic showdown as hermit crabs waddle, shimmy, and scurry their way to victory in the world’s slowest—and silliest—race!
This long-standing tradition (going strong for over 40 years!) is getting a hilarious new twist with comedian Raymond Orta at the helm. Expect Pixar-style humor that’ll have parents laughing just as hard as the kids.
Whether you're Team Kim Krabdashian or cheering on Casanova Crab, this shell-on-shell competition is packed with personality, surprises, and plenty of claws.
🏁 It’s like NASCAR… but slower. Way slower. And with more antennae.
🗓 Every Wednesday at 7 PM — and yes, it’s totally FREE!
QUARTERDECK CRAB RACES SOUTH PADRE ISLAND, TX
🦀 Crabby Comedy Races – Every Wednesday at 7 PM!
Hosted by Comedian Raymond Orta & Keely Orta
📍 Free • Family-Friendly • 40+ Years Running
Join us for an epic showdown as hermit crabs waddle, shimmy, and scurry their way to victory in the world’s slowest—and silliest—race!
This long-standing tradition (going strong for over 40 years!) is getting a hilarious new twist with comedian Raymond Orta at the helm. Expect Pixar-style humor that’ll have parents laughing just as hard as the kids.
Whether you're Team Kim Krabdashian or cheering on Casanova Crab, this shell-on-shell competition is packed with personality, surprises, and plenty of claws.
🏁 It’s like NASCAR… but slower. Way slower. And with more antennae.
🗓 Every Wednesday at 7 PM — and yes, it’s totally FREE!
QUARTERDECK CRAB RACES SOUTH PADRE ISLAND, TX
🦀 Crabby Comedy Races – Every Wednesday at 7 PM!
Hosted by Comedian Raymond Orta & Keely Orta
📍 Free • Family-Friendly • 40+ Years Running
Join us for an epic showdown as hermit crabs waddle, shimmy, and scurry their way to victory in the world’s slowest—and silliest—race!
This long-standing tradition (going strong for over 40 years!) is getting a hilarious new twist with comedian Raymond Orta at the helm. Expect Pixar-style humor that’ll have parents laughing just as hard as the kids.
Whether you're Team Kim Krabdashian or cheering on Casanova Crab, this shell-on-shell competition is packed with personality, surprises, and plenty of claws.
🏁 It’s like NASCAR… but slower. Way slower. And with more antennae.
🗓 Every Wednesday at 7 PM — and yes, it’s totally FREE!
QUARTERDECK CRAB RACES SOUTH PADRE ISLAND, TX
🦀 Crabby Comedy Races – Every Wednesday at 7 PM!
Hosted by Comedian Raymond Orta & Keely Orta
📍 Free • Family-Friendly • 40+ Years Running
Join us for an epic showdown as hermit crabs waddle, shimmy, and scurry their way to victory in the world’s slowest—and silliest—race!
This long-standing tradition (going strong for over 40 years!) is getting a hilarious new twist with comedian Raymond Orta at the helm. Expect Pixar-style humor that’ll have parents laughing just as hard as the kids.
Whether you're Team Kim Krabdashian or cheering on Casanova Crab, this shell-on-shell competition is packed with personality, surprises, and plenty of claws.
🏁 It’s like NASCAR… but slower. Way slower. And with more antennae.
🗓 Every Wednesday at 7 PM — and yes, it’s totally FREE!
QUARTERDECK CRAB RACES SOUTH PADRE ISLAND, TX
🦀 Crabby Comedy Races – Every Wednesday at 7 PM!
Hosted by Comedian Raymond Orta & Keely Orta
📍 Free • Family-Friendly • 40+ Years Running
Join us for an epic showdown as hermit crabs waddle, shimmy, and scurry their way to victory in the world’s slowest—and silliest—race!
This long-standing tradition (going strong for over 40 years!) is getting a hilarious new twist with comedian Raymond Orta at the helm. Expect Pixar-style humor that’ll have parents laughing just as hard as the kids.
Whether you're Team Kim Krabdashian or cheering on Casanova Crab, this shell-on-shell competition is packed with personality, surprises, and plenty of claws.
🏁 It’s like NASCAR… but slower. Way slower. And with more antennae.
🗓 Every Wednesday at 7 PM — and yes, it’s totally FREE!
QUARTERDECK CRAB RACES SOUTH PADRE ISLAND, TX
🦀 Crabby Comedy Races – Every Wednesday at 7 PM!
Hosted by Comedian Raymond Orta & Keely Orta
📍 Free • Family-Friendly • 40+ Years Running
Join us for an epic showdown as hermit crabs waddle, shimmy, and scurry their way to victory in the world’s slowest—and silliest—race!
This long-standing tradition (going strong for over 40 years!) is getting a hilarious new twist with comedian Raymond Orta at the helm. Expect Pixar-style humor that’ll have parents laughing just as hard as the kids.
Whether you're Team Kim Krabdashian or cheering on Casanova Crab, this shell-on-shell competition is packed with personality, surprises, and plenty of claws.
🏁 It’s like NASCAR… but slower. Way slower. And with more antennae.
🗓 Every Wednesday at 7 PM — and yes, it’s totally FREE!
QUARTERDECK CRAB RACES SOUTH PADRE ISLAND, TX
🦀 Crabby Comedy Races – Every Wednesday at 7 PM!
Hosted by Comedian Raymond Orta & Keely Orta
📍 Free • Family-Friendly • 40+ Years Running
Join us for an epic showdown as hermit crabs waddle, shimmy, and scurry their way to victory in the world’s slowest—and silliest—race!
This long-standing tradition (going strong for over 40 years!) is getting a hilarious new twist with comedian Raymond Orta at the helm. Expect Pixar-style humor that’ll have parents laughing just as hard as the kids.
Whether you're Team Kim Krabdashian or cheering on Casanova Crab, this shell-on-shell competition is packed with personality, surprises, and plenty of claws.
🏁 It’s like NASCAR… but slower. Way slower. And with more antennae.
🗓 Every Wednesday at 7 PM — and yes, it’s totally FREE!
QUARTERDECK CRAB RACES SOUTH PADRE ISLAND, TX
🦀 Crabby Comedy Races – Every Wednesday at 7 PM!
Hosted by Comedian Raymond Orta & Keely Orta
📍 Free • Family-Friendly • 40+ Years Running
Join us for an epic showdown as hermit crabs waddle, shimmy, and scurry their way to victory in the world’s slowest—and silliest—race!
This long-standing tradition (going strong for over 40 years!) is getting a hilarious new twist with comedian Raymond Orta at the helm. Expect Pixar-style humor that’ll have parents laughing just as hard as the kids.
Whether you're Team Kim Krabdashian or cheering on Casanova Crab, this shell-on-shell competition is packed with personality, surprises, and plenty of claws.
🏁 It’s like NASCAR… but slower. Way slower. And with more antennae.
🗓 Every Wednesday at 7 PM — and yes, it’s totally FREE!
QUARTERDECK CRAB RACES SOUTH PADRE ISLAND, TX
🦀 Crabby Comedy Races – Every Wednesday at 7 PM!
Hosted by Comedian Raymond Orta & Keely Orta
📍 Free • Family-Friendly • 40+ Years Running
Join us for an epic showdown as hermit crabs waddle, shimmy, and scurry their way to victory in the world’s slowest—and silliest—race!
This long-standing tradition (going strong for over 40 years!) is getting a hilarious new twist with comedian Raymond Orta at the helm. Expect Pixar-style humor that’ll have parents laughing just as hard as the kids.
Whether you're Team Kim Krabdashian or cheering on Casanova Crab, this shell-on-shell competition is packed with personality, surprises, and plenty of claws.
🏁 It’s like NASCAR… but slower. Way slower. And with more antennae.
🗓 Every Wednesday at 7 PM — and yes, it’s totally FREE!
QUARTERDECK CRAB RACES SOUTH PADRE ISLAND, TX
🦀 Crabby Comedy Races – Every Wednesday at 7 PM!
Hosted by Comedian Raymond Orta & Keely Orta
📍 Free • Family-Friendly • 40+ Years Running
Join us for an epic showdown as hermit crabs waddle, shimmy, and scurry their way to victory in the world’s slowest—and silliest—race!
This long-standing tradition (going strong for over 40 years!) is getting a hilarious new twist with comedian Raymond Orta at the helm. Expect Pixar-style humor that’ll have parents laughing just as hard as the kids.
Whether you're Team Kim Krabdashian or cheering on Casanova Crab, this shell-on-shell competition is packed with personality, surprises, and plenty of claws.
🏁 It’s like NASCAR… but slower. Way slower. And with more antennae.
🗓 Every Wednesday at 7 PM — and yes, it’s totally FREE!
QUARTERDECK COMEDY SOUTH PADRE ISLAND, TX
Looking for a night of big laughs, cold drinks, and unpredictable fun? Join us every Thursday for a FREE comedy show hosted by the one and only Raymond Orta—comedian, crowd favorite, and master of mayhem.
With a rotating lineup of comedians each week and surprise guest appearances, no two shows are ever the same. From rising stars to comedy veterans, expect the unexpected—and expect to laugh until your face hurts.
🔥 Adult humor alert: This event is 18+
🍻 Full bar available • Seating is first come, first served
🎟 Suggested arrival: 6:00 PM
QUARTERDECK CRAB RACES SOUTH PADRE ISLAND, TX
🦀 Crabby Comedy Races – Every Wednesday at 7 PM!
Hosted by Comedian Raymond Orta & Keely Orta
📍 Free • Family-Friendly • 40+ Years Running
Join us for an epic showdown as hermit crabs waddle, shimmy, and scurry their way to victory in the world’s slowest—and silliest—race!
This long-standing tradition (going strong for over 40 years!) is getting a hilarious new twist with comedian Raymond Orta at the helm. Expect Pixar-style humor that’ll have parents laughing just as hard as the kids.
Whether you're Team Kim Krabdashian or cheering on Casanova Crab, this shell-on-shell competition is packed with personality, surprises, and plenty of claws.
🏁 It’s like NASCAR… but slower. Way slower. And with more antennae.
🗓 Every Wednesday at 7 PM — and yes, it’s totally FREE!
QUARTERDECK COMEDY SOUTH pADRE iSLAND, tx
Looking for a night of big laughs, cold drinks, and unpredictable fun? Join us every Thursday for a FREE comedy show hosted by the one and only Raymond Orta—comedian, crowd favorite, and master of mayhem.
With a rotating lineup of comedians each week and surprise guest appearances, no two shows are ever the same. From rising stars to comedy veterans, expect the unexpected—and expect to laugh until your face hurts.
🔥 Adult humor alert: This event is 18+
🍻 Full bar available • Seating is first come, first served
🎟 Suggested arrival: 6:00 PM
SOUTH PADRE ISLAND, TX
Join Raymond Orta and a lineup of world-class comedians every Thursday at The Isla Grand Beach Resort Quarterdeck on South Padre Island! Get ready for a night of non-stop laughter with top-tier comedy in a stunning beachside setting. Don’t miss this unforgettable comedy experience!
EL PASO, TX
Catch Raymond Orta live on July 27, 2025 at The El Paso Comic Strip for a night of non-stop laughs! With his high-energy comedy, spot-on impressions, and unique style, Raymond will have you in stitches. Don’t miss this unforgettable performance in El Paso, Texas. Get your tickets now for an evening of pure comedy gold!
ALBUQUERQUE, NEW MEXICO
Catch Raymond Orta and Mario "Superstar" Salazar LIVE on Friday, July 25, 2025 at Hyenas Comedy Club in Albuquerque, New Mexico for an unforgettable night of laughs. With their unique styles and high-energy performances, these two powerhouse comedians will have you in stitches all night. Don’t miss out on this comedy show event! Book your tickets now.
ALBUQUERQUE, NEW MEXICO
Catch Raymond Orta and Mario "Superstar" Salazar LIVE on Friday, July 25, 2025 at Hyenas Comedy Club in Albuquerque, New Mexico for an unforgettable night of laughs. With their unique styles and high-energy performances, these two powerhouse comedians will have you in stitches all night. Don’t miss out on this comedy show event! Book your tickets now.
ALBUQUERQUE, NEW MEXICO
Catch Raymond Orta and Mario "Superstar" Salazar LIVE on Friday, July 25, 2025 at Hyenas Comedy Club in Albuquerque, New Mexico for an unforgettable night of laughs. With their unique styles and high-energy performances, these two powerhouse comedians will have you in stitches all night. Don’t miss out on this comedy show event! Book your tickets now.
ALBUQUERQUE, NEW MEXICO
Catch Raymond Orta and Mario "Superstar" Salazar LIVE on Friday, July 25, 2025 at Hyenas Comedy Club in Albuquerque, New Mexico for an unforgettable night of laughs. With their unique styles and high-energy performances, these two powerhouse comedians will have you in stitches all night. Don’t miss out on this comedy show event! Book your tickets now.
SOUTH PADRE ISLAND, TX
Join Raymond Orta and a lineup of world-class comedians every Thursday at The Isla Grand Beach Resort Quarterdeck on South Padre Island! Get ready for a night of non-stop laughter with top-tier comedy in a stunning beachside setting. Don’t miss this unforgettable comedy experience!
SOUTH PADRE ISLAND, TX
Join Raymond Orta and a lineup of world-class comedians every Thursday at The Isla Grand Beach Resort Quarterdeck on South Padre Island! Get ready for a night of non-stop laughter with top-tier comedy in a stunning beachside setting. Don’t miss this unforgettable comedy experience!
OLMITO, TX
The Big Comedy Texplosion is here at Rancho Onazol in Olmito, TX! Get ready for a night of non-stop laughs with Chingo Bling, Mario "Superstar" Salazar, and Raymond Orta. These comedy heavyweights will have you rolling in the aisles! Don’t miss out—grab your tickets now for this unforgettable show!
SOUTH PADRE ISLAND, TX
Join Raymond Orta and a lineup of world-class comedians every Thursday at The Isla Grand Beach Resort Quarterdeck on South Padre Island! Get ready for a night of non-stop laughter with top-tier comedy in a stunning beachside setting. Don’t miss this unforgettable comedy experience!
SOUTH PADRE ISLAND, TX
Join Raymond Orta and a lineup of world-class comedians every Thursday at The Isla Grand Beach Resort Quarterdeck on South Padre Island! Get ready for a night of non-stop laughter with top-tier comedy in a stunning beachside setting. Don’t miss this unforgettable comedy experience!
SOUTH PADRE ISLAND, TX
Join Raymond Orta and a lineup of world-class comedians every Thursday at The Isla Grand Beach Resort Quarterdeck on South Padre Island! Get ready for a night of non-stop laughter with top-tier comedy in a stunning beachside setting. Don’t miss this unforgettable comedy experience!
Dallas, Texas
Catch Raymond Orta and Mario "Superstar" Salazar live on June 21, 2025 at Hyena’s Comedy Nightclub in Dallas, Texas for an unforgettable night of laughs. With their unique styles and high-energy performances, these two powerhouse comedians will have you in stitches all night. Don’t miss out on this comedy show event! Book your tickets now.
Dallas, TX
Catch Raymond Orta and Mario "Superstar" Salazar live on June 21, 2025 at Hyenas Comedy Nightclub in Dallas, Texas for an unforgettable night of laughs. With their unique styles and high-energy performances, these two powerhouse comedians will have you in stitches all night. Don’t miss out on this comedy show event! Book your tickets now.
FORT WORTH, TX
Catch Raymond Orta and Mario "Superstar" Salazar live on June 20, 2025 at Hyenas Comedy Nightclub in Fort Worth, Texas for an unforgettable night of laughs. With their unique styles and high-energy performances, these two powerhouse comedians will have you in stitches all night. Don’t miss out on this comedy show event! Book your tickets now.
FORT WORTH, TX
Catch Raymond Orta and Mario "Superstar" Salazar live on June 20, 2025 at Hyenas Comedy Nightclub in Fort Worth, Texas for an unforgettable night of laughs. With their unique styles and high-energy performances, these two powerhouse comedians will have you in stitches all night. Don’t miss out on this comedy show event! Book your tickets now.
SOUTH PADRE ISLAND, TX
Join Raymond Orta and a lineup of world-class comedians every Thursday at The Isla Grand Beach Resort Quarterdeck on South Padre Island! Get ready for a night of non-stop laughter with top-tier comedy in a stunning beachside setting. Don’t miss this unforgettable comedy experience!
SOUTH PADRE ISLAND, TX
Join Raymond Orta and a lineup of world-class comedians every Thursday at The Isla Grand Beach Resort Quarterdeck on South Padre Island! Get ready for a night of non-stop laughter with top-tier comedy in a stunning beachside setting. Don’t miss this unforgettable comedy experience!
SOUTH PADRE ISLAND, TX
Join Raymond Orta and a lineup of world-class comedians every Thursday at The Isla Grand Beach Resort Quarterdeck on South Padre Island! Get ready for a night of non-stop laughter with top-tier comedy in a stunning beachside setting. Don’t miss this unforgettable comedy experience!
SOUTH PADRE ISLAND, TX
Join Raymond Orta and a lineup of world-class comedians every Thursday at The Isla Grand Beach Resort Quarterdeck on South Padre Island! Get ready for a night of non-stop laughter with top-tier comedy in a stunning beachside setting. Don’t miss this unforgettable comedy experience!