🦀 Crabby Comedy Races – Every Wednesday at 7 PM!
Hosted by Comedian Raymond Orta & Keely Orta
📍 Free • Family-Friendly • 40+ Years Running

Join us for an epic showdown as hermit crabs waddle, shimmy, and scurry their way to victory in the world’s slowest—and silliest—race!

This long-standing tradition (going strong for over 40 years!) is getting a hilarious new twist with comedian Raymond Orta at the helm. Expect Pixar-style humor that’ll have parents laughing just as hard as the kids.

Whether you're Team Kim Krabdashian or cheering on Casanova Crab, this shell-on-shell competition is packed with personality, surprises, and plenty of claws.

🏁 It’s like NASCAR… but slower. Way slower. And with more antennae.
🗓 Every Wednesday at 7 PM — and yes, it’s totally FREE!